How many times do I have to tell you?

How many times do I have to tell you?
Don’t talk to the FBI—not if you’re guilty, not if you’re innocent, not under any circumstances. Just say “I love you guys, you’re beautiful, but I don’t speak to lawmen without a lawyer.” If they persist—which they will, just say—“Beautiful guns you have—are those Glock 10’s? But like I said”—and at this point hand them card with a lawyer’s name on it—“this guy talks for me—have a nice day.” Then walk away. If they get in your way say—“If you are going to arrest me, then do so—otherwise please excuse me” Say nothing else—it is never, and so far as I’m concerned I mean never in your interest to talk to them. Had this guy followed that simple advice, he'd probably still be having corn pops with the kids this morning instead of feeling the steel.
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